Post by tatoo on Aug 14, 2005 16:57:18 GMT -5
A Simple Day of Simple Plan
This is my totally warped version of one of my fave bands, Simple Plan. Plus, it is purely for humor’s sake.
“Ooooooo butterfly! Pierre, regard la belle!” David yelled, sitting up. He had been lying on his back on the grass, wearing his red very *friendly* person shirt. And he was now trying to get up and chase the butterfly he had seen.
“Um David, what is ‘the beautiful’?” Pierre asked him, holding him back so that he couldn’t chase the butterfly. “A butterfly? You told me to look at a butterfly?”
“There’s a butterfly? Where, where?” David asked, looking around excitedly. He started hopping up and down. “I wanna see a butterfly!”
Pierre shook his head and started laughing. He loved David, he was a total sweetheart and very fun to be around, although totally insane.
Seb walked up behind them, a curious smile on his face.. He was really wondering why David was acting so hyper. Then he remembered, it was David.
Pierre and David both looked up at Seb, in his I’m Someone Else shirt. David thingyed his head, a now curious look on his face.
“Sebby, if you’re not you, then who are you?” He asked him, while Pierre tried to hide his laughter behind his hand.
“David, I’m still Seb. It’s just a shirt. Kind of like yours, I mean, you’re not really a very *friendly* person. At least I hope you’re not.” Seb laughed quietly, shaking his head.
David pouted cutely. “You mean your shirt is lying to me? That’s so mean. I really thought you were someone else.”
“Look David, there’s a butterfly!” Pierre pointed out to distract him. Not that it was hard ... David got distracted very easily
“Where’s a butterfly? I want to see a butterfly.” David got a cute little smile as he looked around for the butterfly. Then he suddenly looked lost, soon smiling again. “Look guys, a blade of grass. The grass est vert.”
They both smiled and Pierre said, “Yeah David, grass is usually green. Unless it’s yellow ... but it’s supposed to be green. And why would we be sitting on yellow grass anyway?”
“Grass?” David asked, he looked over at Pierre from Seb’s shirt. “Oooooh, pretty grass. It’s so green!”
Pierre and Seb both smacked themselves in their respective foreheads. Both laughing about David. He could always crack them up, just by being himself.
“Yeah, it’s so beautiful isn’t it David? It’s a nice color of green.” Seb smiled and sat down on the grass beside David.
“Green? Yeah, j’aime vert.” David grinned at Seb and started looking for the butterfly again.
“David, the butterfly is gone.” Pierre said, patting David on the back.
David started crying. “The butterfly left me? Wait, there was a butterfly?”
Seb and Pierre started laughing again. Both trying to hide their laughter. They were afraid they might hurt his feelings. Then Seb spoke, “Yes there was a butterfly, David. And it was very beautiful. Just like you are.”
David blinked at Seb, thingying his head a bit. Then he smiled cutely again. “Thank you Sebby, I think you’re pretty too.”
Pierre covered his mouth as he laughed, and Seb just smiled a little, whispering in Pierre’s ear. “I’ve been demoted.”
Pierre nodded, grinning in such a way as to look like a cute little kid. “Yes Seb, you have been demoted. Next we’ll demote you to bass player.”
“Hey!” David yelled, looking over at them. “That was mean. You meant we’ll promote him to bass.”
“Yeah, or we could promote him even more and make him a lead singer, then we can have Chuck play lead, and I’ll be demoted the most. I’ll be the drummer. How’s that?” Pierre asked curiously, smiling. Seb was just staring at them, shaking his head.
“What about Jeff?” David asked, watching as Jeff walked by listening to ‘The Wall’ by Pink Floyd.
“We’ll just kick him out, we only need one lead.” Pierre grinned, and David just nodded a little.
“But I still play bass?” He asked uncertainly.
Pierre nodded, smiling. “Yes, you still play bass.”
“I can’t believe you demoted yourself to drummer, and kicked out Jeff. But don’t you think we’ll lose all our fans if I sing lead?” Seb asked, a small smile creeping over his face.
“Yeah probably.” Pierre answered, grinning.
“Hey!”Seb smacked him upside the head.
“You guys. I don’t want Jeff kicked out of the band. He’s my friend, I’d miss him.” David cried, tears streaming down his beautiful face.
“Oh don’t cry David, it’s just a joke. We aren’t really going to rearrange the band. Nor will we kick Jeff out.” Pierre comforted David, holding his head on his shoulder.
“Yeah David. It’s ok. We’re a family, there’s no way someone would be kicked out without a really good reason.” Seb smiled at David, who smiled back.
“Ok, I feel much better now.” David smiled again, cutely.
“We all love you David, we would never do anything to hurt you. You’re too sweet to hurt.” Seb grinned, putting his arms around sweet little David, who looked at him cutely.
“Chuck loves you especially, I would too after a kiss like that.” Pierre laughed, hugging David and Seb.
“Yeah, actually, I agree with him. “Seb said laughingly.
“Oh, I love you guys too!” David smiled, giving them both kisses on the cheek. “You’re all great.”
“Why thank you.” Seb answered, grinning broadly. “I’m the greatest.”
Pierre and David exchanged glances, then said together. “No, you’re not. He is.”
They pointed to each other.
Then the three of them cracked up. And Chuck, who had been coming over to sit with them, shook his head. As he turned to leave he called over his shoulder, “I’m not even going to ask.”
David exchanged a grin with Pierre and Seb. He then stood up, running over to Chuck and jumping up on his back. “Chuck! I love you, Chuck! You’re the second greatest.”
Pierre and Seb ran over and threw their arms around Chuck too. “We love you too, Chuck!”
“While that’s all well and fine, I would just like for David to quit choking me.” Chuck attempted to pull David’s arm away from his neck. But David moved it first. He now had his arms across his chest. And his face buried in his neck.
“That’s so cute.” Seb whispered loudly in Pierre’s ear, letting go of Chuck. Pierre followed suit.
“Yes it is rather cute.” Pierre whispered back with a grin.
Chuck shot them both warning looks, then turned his attention back to David. “Could you please get off my back now?”
David looked up and thingyed his head at him. “But I like being on your back. It makes me feel taller.”
Chuck gave him a really weird look. “How in the hell does it make you feel taller?”
“I don’t know, it just- Oooo look, un beau!” David yelled pointing to a butterfly that flew by right then.
Pierre and Seb both smacked themselves in the forehead.
This is my totally warped version of one of my fave bands, Simple Plan. Plus, it is purely for humor’s sake.
“Ooooooo butterfly! Pierre, regard la belle!” David yelled, sitting up. He had been lying on his back on the grass, wearing his red very *friendly* person shirt. And he was now trying to get up and chase the butterfly he had seen.
“Um David, what is ‘the beautiful’?” Pierre asked him, holding him back so that he couldn’t chase the butterfly. “A butterfly? You told me to look at a butterfly?”
“There’s a butterfly? Where, where?” David asked, looking around excitedly. He started hopping up and down. “I wanna see a butterfly!”
Pierre shook his head and started laughing. He loved David, he was a total sweetheart and very fun to be around, although totally insane.
Seb walked up behind them, a curious smile on his face.. He was really wondering why David was acting so hyper. Then he remembered, it was David.
Pierre and David both looked up at Seb, in his I’m Someone Else shirt. David thingyed his head, a now curious look on his face.
“Sebby, if you’re not you, then who are you?” He asked him, while Pierre tried to hide his laughter behind his hand.
“David, I’m still Seb. It’s just a shirt. Kind of like yours, I mean, you’re not really a very *friendly* person. At least I hope you’re not.” Seb laughed quietly, shaking his head.
David pouted cutely. “You mean your shirt is lying to me? That’s so mean. I really thought you were someone else.”
“Look David, there’s a butterfly!” Pierre pointed out to distract him. Not that it was hard ... David got distracted very easily
“Where’s a butterfly? I want to see a butterfly.” David got a cute little smile as he looked around for the butterfly. Then he suddenly looked lost, soon smiling again. “Look guys, a blade of grass. The grass est vert.”
They both smiled and Pierre said, “Yeah David, grass is usually green. Unless it’s yellow ... but it’s supposed to be green. And why would we be sitting on yellow grass anyway?”
“Grass?” David asked, he looked over at Pierre from Seb’s shirt. “Oooooh, pretty grass. It’s so green!”
Pierre and Seb both smacked themselves in their respective foreheads. Both laughing about David. He could always crack them up, just by being himself.
“Yeah, it’s so beautiful isn’t it David? It’s a nice color of green.” Seb smiled and sat down on the grass beside David.
“Green? Yeah, j’aime vert.” David grinned at Seb and started looking for the butterfly again.
“David, the butterfly is gone.” Pierre said, patting David on the back.
David started crying. “The butterfly left me? Wait, there was a butterfly?”
Seb and Pierre started laughing again. Both trying to hide their laughter. They were afraid they might hurt his feelings. Then Seb spoke, “Yes there was a butterfly, David. And it was very beautiful. Just like you are.”
David blinked at Seb, thingying his head a bit. Then he smiled cutely again. “Thank you Sebby, I think you’re pretty too.”
Pierre covered his mouth as he laughed, and Seb just smiled a little, whispering in Pierre’s ear. “I’ve been demoted.”
Pierre nodded, grinning in such a way as to look like a cute little kid. “Yes Seb, you have been demoted. Next we’ll demote you to bass player.”
“Hey!” David yelled, looking over at them. “That was mean. You meant we’ll promote him to bass.”
“Yeah, or we could promote him even more and make him a lead singer, then we can have Chuck play lead, and I’ll be demoted the most. I’ll be the drummer. How’s that?” Pierre asked curiously, smiling. Seb was just staring at them, shaking his head.
“What about Jeff?” David asked, watching as Jeff walked by listening to ‘The Wall’ by Pink Floyd.
“We’ll just kick him out, we only need one lead.” Pierre grinned, and David just nodded a little.
“But I still play bass?” He asked uncertainly.
Pierre nodded, smiling. “Yes, you still play bass.”
“I can’t believe you demoted yourself to drummer, and kicked out Jeff. But don’t you think we’ll lose all our fans if I sing lead?” Seb asked, a small smile creeping over his face.
“Yeah probably.” Pierre answered, grinning.
“Hey!”Seb smacked him upside the head.
“You guys. I don’t want Jeff kicked out of the band. He’s my friend, I’d miss him.” David cried, tears streaming down his beautiful face.
“Oh don’t cry David, it’s just a joke. We aren’t really going to rearrange the band. Nor will we kick Jeff out.” Pierre comforted David, holding his head on his shoulder.
“Yeah David. It’s ok. We’re a family, there’s no way someone would be kicked out without a really good reason.” Seb smiled at David, who smiled back.
“Ok, I feel much better now.” David smiled again, cutely.
“We all love you David, we would never do anything to hurt you. You’re too sweet to hurt.” Seb grinned, putting his arms around sweet little David, who looked at him cutely.
“Chuck loves you especially, I would too after a kiss like that.” Pierre laughed, hugging David and Seb.
“Yeah, actually, I agree with him. “Seb said laughingly.
“Oh, I love you guys too!” David smiled, giving them both kisses on the cheek. “You’re all great.”
“Why thank you.” Seb answered, grinning broadly. “I’m the greatest.”
Pierre and David exchanged glances, then said together. “No, you’re not. He is.”
They pointed to each other.
Then the three of them cracked up. And Chuck, who had been coming over to sit with them, shook his head. As he turned to leave he called over his shoulder, “I’m not even going to ask.”
David exchanged a grin with Pierre and Seb. He then stood up, running over to Chuck and jumping up on his back. “Chuck! I love you, Chuck! You’re the second greatest.”
Pierre and Seb ran over and threw their arms around Chuck too. “We love you too, Chuck!”
“While that’s all well and fine, I would just like for David to quit choking me.” Chuck attempted to pull David’s arm away from his neck. But David moved it first. He now had his arms across his chest. And his face buried in his neck.
“That’s so cute.” Seb whispered loudly in Pierre’s ear, letting go of Chuck. Pierre followed suit.
“Yes it is rather cute.” Pierre whispered back with a grin.
Chuck shot them both warning looks, then turned his attention back to David. “Could you please get off my back now?”
David looked up and thingyed his head at him. “But I like being on your back. It makes me feel taller.”
Chuck gave him a really weird look. “How in the hell does it make you feel taller?”
“I don’t know, it just- Oooo look, un beau!” David yelled pointing to a butterfly that flew by right then.
Pierre and Seb both smacked themselves in the forehead.
